May 19, 2025
top five parker robins spotted in real life. my hallucinations ar egetting worse i can feel his presence here. anyway parker robins has opened up an icecream shop. we got the leafy bubble and firey popsicles. we got iconic yoyleberry ice cream cake. we got. Uh. I dunno.
ahem. in other unfortunate news the famous leader of "The Scoops", matt gelato, has recently gone missing. The only traces of his body that have been found are always in moldy caves. please contact us if you have any information -🍪
ok parker jay robins anon. bounces you like a basketball and swishes you through the hoop